Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Upon Waking

Last night I ran out of gas on the way to a wedding. A rodent of a man offered me three pepsis and one 7up. He said it would be a good substitute for gas. As he spun away I heard an evil laugh. This gave me red flags. 


I knew before I started the motor I had to wake up - to wake Loverby up - to ask him his opinion. He said, "Don't start the car!" 


He recommended me going back to sleep to siphon it all out. 


He couldn't do it for me. I hated that. He always rescues me. 


Loverby went back to sleep mumbling, "It might have worked if it had been coke." 

8 comments:

n. davis rosback said...

thanks for the smile

Maureen said...

This is great. I smiled too.

katdish said...

Snort! Awesome!

togetherforgood said...

LOVE this post. It made me smile. :)

Glynn said...

Craig sounds like a smart man.

Kathleen Overby said...

As he had peacefully discharged his duties and fell back asleep, I laid there
shaking with laughter.

S. Etole said...

what a hoot!

M.L. Gallagher said...

You made me smile too! love it.