Have sex like a porn star.
This is a book written
by and for women.
How to get your wife
to act like a porn star
is a book for men.
Spellcheck kept trying
to trade a porn for apron.
I agree. Whoever wrote
those books didn't ask
Loverby how he feels
about his wife serving him
warm rhubarb crisp in his
flannel nightie.
