Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Flannel Nightgowns

Have sex like a porn star. 
This is a book written 
by and for women. 
How to get your wife
to act like a porn star 
is a book for men.
Spellcheck kept trying
to trade a porn for apron.
I agree. Whoever wrote 
those books didn't ask 
Loverby how he feels
about his wife serving him
warm rhubarb crisp in his 
flannel nightie.